The Journal of Princess Sucha|
[Most Recent Entries]
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|Sunday, November 11th, 2007|
I saw the food lady doing this, so I tried with my name. Don't you think this quote is wonderful?
|Thursday, November 8th, 2007|
OMG, the big apes are insane. They have found new ways to torture me. Many times every day, swestrup
(the ape with the furry face) picks me up with a towel and wraps it tightly around me so I can't move my limbs. Then taxlady
(the other, smaller one) forces my mouth open and shoves pellets down my throat. They say that it will make me feel better, but I really think it is very undignified and uncomfortable. I do not see how this makes me feel better.
Well, yesterday they had new torture. They lured me into the bathroom and swestrup
wrapped me in the towel. The other one did the thing with the pellets. Then, I can hardly believe this, then, she put me in the bathtub and it was full of water! The other one poured water on me. They wouldn't even let me stand up in the tub. The smaller one just held me in one hand and rubbed smelly stuff into my fur. She rubbed it everywhere. Then the bearded one poured more water over me.They cut off chunks of my fur! Eventually they stopped the water torture and I was put back in the restraining towel. They rubbed me with the towel! In places that I will not mention on a public forum. Leave it to be said, it was totally undignified and lacking in respect.
I was eventually liberated. Then taxlady
tried to take photographs of me, just to add insult to injury. Photographs of a wet cat - good grief!
I was wet and cold for hours. Ha, I got even with taxlady
. I sat on her lap and sucked the heat out of her body. I also drooled on her jeans. Eventually they did provide a very warm pillow and a heat lamp.
|Thursday, August 23rd, 2007|
|that silly shreddy
I figured out why my food lady gets so much spam. shreddy
has been surfing the net when she isn't looking. He signed up for Catnip of the Month, Mouse of the Week, and other things and they all turned out to be scams. She didn't figure it out, because shreddy
isn't very good with the keyboard and he put that his email address was plnqztrx at taxdragon dot com. My food lady just thought it was one of those made up email addresses that spammers use. Current Mood: geeky
|Monday, July 30th, 2007|
thinks he's special because he has a job. He is the patrol cat. He has to patrol the whole house every few hours to make sure there aren't any monsters. But, he has never done anything about the monster in this chair:
and, as can be clearly seen from the photo, we both use the chair. The monster is usually deep in the corner where the arm of the chair meets the back and seat of the chair.
|Monday, April 24th, 2006|
My food lady suggested that I add catsofblue
to my friends list. I hope they are friendly. I also hope they are well mannered, unlike my roommate, shreddy
. Current Mood: bored
|Saturday, October 15th, 2005|
The food lady finally came back from galavanting around the world (Copenhagen, Iceland, Boston). She was gone for a month and some strange man came in a fed me and the furry monster, shreddy
If that wasn't bad enough, we didn't have an internet connection, so I couldn't even keep up with my friends on LJ or post. Of course, now that she is back, she has made sure there is internet for her.
How dare she leave me behind. I have been trying to tell her what I think of this, but she doesn't seem to understand. She just comes over and pets me. I peed on the floor, twice since she got back, to make my point. shreddy
keeps trying to interrupt when I'm talking to her. He just doesn't understand that its all about me, me, me. Current Mood: frustrated
|Thursday, January 8th, 2004|
|Shreddy is being punished
Ha, he deserves it. He just wouldn't stop harrassing me. The big apes came to my rescue and spritzed him good. But, he did it again. Now he is locked somewhere downstairs. My food lady says he's going to be there all night. Current Mood: relieved
|Sunday, December 28th, 2003|
|First journal entry
Today I slept a lot. I ate bacon. I am as beautiful as usual. shreddy
was a pest, as usual. He jumped on the dishwasher and knocked the electric fying pan on the floor. Parts of it broke off. He's in big trouble now. The rule at this house is that we can jump on everything except kitchen counters and the stove, but we aren't allowed to make things fall down. taxlady
was pissed off. What a klutz. Do you see what I have to put up with? Current Mood: sleepy